"MAN THIS STORY I’M WRITING IS GONNA BE SO GOOD I’M SO PUMPED"
"I CAN’T WAIT TO DEVELOP THE SHIT OUT OF THESE CHARACTERS"
"HOT DAMN THAT ONE SCENE NEAR THE MIDDLE IS GONNA BE BITCHIN’"
"THIS PLOT TWIST IS THE SINGLE BEST IDEA I’VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE"
~one hour later~
the story of my life in one post
imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers
so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off
Help me prove a point
I have never reblogged anything faster.
ITS A POST!!!!!! WHY HAVENT I SEEN THIS IN POST FORM BEFORE!!!!
David Tennant keeping a straight face in this scene is the best acting that has ever happened in history and no one can convince me otherwise
THIS IS THE BESTTTT BLOODYYYY SKETCH IN THE HISTORYYY OF COMIC TELEVISIONNN!!!!
to the people who have followed me lately that I did not greet
I criticized cheese in the grocery store earlier today.
Typically when I’m in a store, I talk to myself, usually just as a rehearsal method of what I might be looking for. Other times it’s just because, and when I’ve had only about 3 hours sleep, one cup of coffee, and nothing to eat it gets weird.
I’m over in the refrigerated section looking for American cheese. I had just picked up some cream cheese and was looking over the single-wrapped packs when I saw something weird. Apparently there isn’t just ‘American cheese’ anymore. There’s also “White American cheese”.
Now I’m not big on cheese, so this is old news to everyone but me…but… I called the white American cheese racist. And there may or may not have been an employee nearby that heard and thought I was crazy. “Oh, so now there’s white American cheese. I guess you think you’re better than the regular American cheese, huh?”
Yeah. So there’s that.